This book is meant to be read very fast. Like don’t-even-think-just-go fast. Hi, I’m Brian. I wrote this book because I found myself reading normal bedtime books way too fast just so I could put the kids to bed and rest… and then I’d feel bad about it. Those books weren’t meant to be rushed.So I made one that is.Read it fast. Feel good about it. Laugh through the tongue twisters, the silly chaos, and all the weird characters you meet along the way. Then write your time in the back and try to beat it next time. Make fun memories. Enjoy the craziness. And get some rest after. Ready? 3, 2, 1… GO!
